You finally arrive to your room, but you're surprised when you are greeted by a beautiful model... that has been freshly amputated at both arms. Your jaw physically drops, and the beautiful yet frightening woman gives you the biggest side eye of your LIFE.
You put your hands up defensively to signal to her a non-verbal "my bad". You are speechless... How is this woman still alive and what is she doing in your room?
You remembered a story of the popstar Monica Cherboneau. She went missing in the early 2000's and they never found her. She had to be one of the most proud musicians at the time, always talking about how she did this and that, how she had invented pop music... The media definitely got a rise out of her, but you of all people happened to adore her and almost idolize her for that one phase in your life just like the rest of America.
It was such a shock to the world when she went missing. It was an incredibly sad story because throughout Monica's rise to fame, she had rejected those closest to her because of her pride. People think that is why the case ran cold. You were ecstatic that she was still alive, but you questioned what happened to her arms.
"OMG It's MONICA CHERBONEAU!!" You squeal with excitement. You were amused when she responded with "What in HOTEL are you doing here?" She still had that ring to her voice, always mildly annoyed but also voluptuous.